Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Wordy Wednesday: Non-Fiction Kitchen Floor

This is my kitchen floor.  For realz.


Okay, before you gasp or vomit or anything, please note that:

A) It's the part right underneath Batman's chair where there are lots of spills which my secretary (er, dog) subsequently covers with a layer of dog-licking-up-mess-spit.

B) After taking this picture, I did actually break out the mop.  Still, I consider myself brave for posting this horror here.

In sum, the non-fiction reality learned by this fiction writer is that you can't have it all (or at least, not all of it will be clean).  I may not be a domestic goddess, but I'm great at quoting cliches!

STOP MOPPING AND YOU COULD BE A WRITER, TOO!

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